Gardun of Edun

 Announcing 

The Gardun of Edun  

Dinner Theater

Three Shows Daily

Friday, Saturday, & Sunday

Complete Gift Shop

Shirts, hats, mugs, and 

palm fronds autographed

by Adam and Eve.

Apple Juggling Seminar

with God and the Serpent

during intermission on

Fridays and Saturdays only.

Family photos at a facade 

of The Tree of Knowledge 

of Good and Evil located

in the Gift Shop.

Parking available 

for passenger cars 

and tour busses.

Group rates available.

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IMPORTANT

Entrance to the Garden itself ONLY

if you are able to strip yourself of 

the need to know. Clothing optional. 

No photos inside.

You will be escorted out, incrementally, by the frequency 

and intensity of your own judgments. Do Not Judge.

* asterisk

We use “un” in garden and eden, instead of “en” to 

indicate that the perfection of the garden has never 

wavered inasmuch as it is:

UNspoken 

UNmeasured

UNlabeled

UNmentioned

UNjudged

Judge less. Do your best.

…

The Gardun of Edun is located

in the East Wing of the

Alphabet Zoupe Memorial Library

And will be fully operational by 

Hobo Daze - April 12th, 2024

…

(c) David L White 4/4/24